Chocolate is derived from cacao beans.
Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either
sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants,
which places them in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars
also contain milk, which is dairy.
So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries,
orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite,
and you'll eat less.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate
and white chocolate, is that balanced diet?
Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives.
Preservatives make you look younger.
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list
of things to do today. That way,
at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide
your total daily intake of calories
in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate,
it will keep in the freezer. But if you
can't eat all your chocolate,
what's wrong with you?
Click on the chocolate strawberry to go to the Chocolate Recipe page.
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